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[witchplz]

"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!


Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
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text; late afternoon on 2/13

[symphonise]

what are your plans for valentine's day?

text; THE BOYFRIENDO DISCOVERY!!

[witchplz]

me and the boy are gonna do something i guess~~ i think i'm gonna make him bake a cake-- i mean teach him and not insult his cooking
but i dont know if it'll take the whole day. why? did you have something in mind?

text; THE BOYFRIENDO FORMERLY KNOWN AS PREZ

[symphonise]

what's that? the boy? are you dating someone?

text; dammit i dont have a purple rain joke prepared

[witchplz]

yup! rahzel-sama is in the game. i'm dating the student council president-- not boyband hair, the one before him, the cutie.

Re: text; nooo i was counting on u how could u let me down like this....

[symphonise]

[ SHIT she has to take a moment to burst into laughter at that. ]

that's a good one! what's this guy's name?

[ so she can go through the network and judge rahzel's taste in guys to hell ]

Re: text; i'm so sorry i failed u

[witchplz]

you're not gonna beat him up or fine him, are you, bc you'll have to get in line behind me <3
but no, jk, his names
the student council president. legit. i call him wanwan, among other fun things.

[WHATEVER NONON he's qt and a butt she can only judge bc of the type of people who are drawn into her light.........which includes nonon =u=]

text; you should make it up to me

[symphonise]

oh, i can cut in line.

his parents must have an awful sense of humor or none at all. wanwan is also terrible.

[ WHOA NOW nonon begs to differ!!!

she is going to be so unimpressed. boyband hair > lazy butt by a LANDSLIDE. ]?small>

Re: text; o? what ever do you wish of me, oh great one~? bats eyelashes at

[witchplz]

nooo~pe~! youre going to get a citation if you do that. do you want to that badly, though?

possibly...it could be just a title to hide his true name...or his not such a main character status...i know, isnt it the worst? that was the point. but now its gotten kinda cute to me.

[the lady doth protest 2 much
nonon, s2g....lazy butt w/the cute butt >>>> boyband hair FOREVER]

text; your energy your dreams your wishes the star in your heart

[symphonise]

i'd rip up any citation you'd give me. ♫ and no, not yet, i'm still looking for him on the network.

[ yeah, blatantly admitting she's looking to PASS JUDGMENT. ]

can we hide our names like that? i didn't know that. you're too smitten to have proper judgment.

[ uh, excuse u, boyband hair has four cats. what does lazy butt means no butt have? ]

o-oh >///< but jedite-sama i dont think i have the energy to get u the silver crystal

[witchplz]

too bad those follow your permanent record everywhere then, huh~~ and also i'll tape it to your forehead. you're looking for him? do you want me to introduce you two or something? will the world end if i do that...

[shes amused and a little touched even if nonon's scoffing at her]

main characters like us? yeah, pre-canon. it's surprisingly easy. i'm not THAT smitten!! probably...and so what if i am, hmph

[OH SO IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CATS HUH thats where nonon's bread is buttered...he has a cactus?? how about that? and a tie collection he hates and a great smile]

whoa i special snowflaked you at least call me galaxia and give me the silver crystal

[symphonise]

you act like i don't know the right people to change my permanent record. that's cute.

if you want to, but i don't have to meet him. the world wouldn't end, but his might.

[ and that's a curious way to break the fourth wall... ]

are you saying you share that similarity with him? with your name? and if you're that smitten, show some restraint and poise!

[ that's funny, coming from nonon "i'll hold your hand forever and ever" jakuzure.

and it is all about the cats... cute animals are where it's at!! cacti are dumb and what use is a tie collection you hate? that great smile is a very biased opinion. ]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT hes special to me ;; also fine you can have the gold pleated skirt ;0

[witchplz]

kyaaaaaaa~ nonon-san, to think you'd have so many nerds at your disposal and admit to it~~ it's a good thing no one's recording our conversations for the government or anything

why are you going to end his world!! his world needs to continue, thats not allowed. only if you want to meet him too, i'd introduce you but at the same time i dont want to put him in too many dangerous situations...

i could know of that similarity. lets just say for now that my name is my own, mine alone. i never said i was THAT SMITTEN!! as if i'm not restrained and elegant and poised? who the hell do you think i am! rahzel-sama's still got it

[SMFH FOR REAL hopefully clammy hands hmph

cacti are NOT dumb! they're charming and don't even need water?? Cats need water. Maybe she should get him a cool pet like a spider or a lizard...they're adorable. The use of those ties is for masochistic regret and also strength. ITS A TRUE FACT ok but the long legs are a fact too so there, no need to be jealous]

so you like them blond&expendable? good to know (wtf i just noticed i messed up my html up there)

[symphonise]

you need to brush up on your business acumen. nerds are the future, and the more nerds at your disposal, the better off you'll be.

his world will only end if he's not up to standards. keep your boy toy safe.

did you not like the name that wasn't your own and yours alone? and i think you're my sidekick, who knows how to have fun, but elegance, restraint, and poise aren't always in your equation.

[ excuse u she's a little rich spoiled brat it's all soft pampered hands hmph

cacti are hella dumb and aren't even pretty. spiders and lizards can be squashed. and look, everyone has long legs when compared to nonon, but do you know who probably has longer legs? a lot of other people in hh!!! ]

this is so sad and so damn true.... (shhh shhhhhh hey it ok!!)

[witchplz]

i honestly dont doubt that at all. i said you'd have an army of them at your beck and call, didnt i? at some point..probably. its just-- will they stay that way with a little bit of freedom and too much darkness? make sure they eat their carrots...

standards? for me? awwww, nonon...<3333333 i will keep him very safe, no worries.

i imagine if someone were in this situation, the person needed to change themselves . needed to grow into someone with the strength to do anything on their own, who didnt need to rely on anyone. needed to take their life into their own hands. i AM your sidekick, correct! but i AM a lady of grace 11/10, and okay true about restraint and poise...but i ooze elegance, hdu.

[PRUNE HANDS!!!!!!!

what about bonsai, then. he likes those. SPIDERS AND LIZARDS CAN RISE FROM THE ASHES!! cats may have nine lives but they're fucked without regenerating parts. OH SO THERES THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE NICE LEGS excellent, that wasn't that hard, was it?]

he will always be the first to go

[symphonise]

who says it's some point in the future and not some point now or in the past? as long as there's incentive, they'll do anything.

i have standards for everyone. most people never meet them. i think you should be more worried because i don't think i'll ever be worried about him. i found him, and you need to whip him into shape.

is that what changing your name signifies for you? all of that? was that how you took your life into your own hands?

oozing isn't elegance.

[ ms. elegance.

bonsai are ok, acceptable. spiders FLOAT AWAY TO DEATH and LIZARDS NEED TO REGENERATE because they're so weak they'd die out as a species otherwise!!! and it's acknowledgment of longer legs, not nice legs, pls!!! have you seen almost every other athlete in hh?? ]

i suppose i must accept his beautiful butt is fleeing

[witchplz]

you dont think they'll ever wise up, say when they get rich and get more sophisticated maids instead of 3D wives? once you go 1D, thats it.

oh? do i want to know how i'm doing, given my lack of poise and elegance and the like? how intimidating~~ just kidding. of COURSE i've got to whip him into shape...but he's gotten a lot better since before this. he doesnt even need a leash, thats progress. i'm glad you're not worried because then i'd have to worry...but i trust you guys, so~

well it opens new doors, doesnt it? you are no longer chained down by the weight of your old life, the old you. you can do anything you want, be anything you want. you have power now.

what about trickling.

[WHOA WHOA WHOA THAT IS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT??? SHE PASSED OUT FROM BEING SICK, THERE IS A FLAG ON THE FIELD
do you KNOW how many spiders you eat a year? a lot more than you think. They don't just float innocently, they float with a purpose of destroying. no they regenerate because they're so STRONG you can't get rid of them. nice, long, same diff. He's not an athlete and they're still great! so there]

[symphonise]

no. once they've entered their 2D world, it's hard to get them out. i've tried.

if you fared poorly, you would know. anyone who's too subpar is let go. if he was worse before you started dating, i don't want to know. get him to do all your chores for a week as a gift.

does it? my name comes with resources i'm not afraid to use for my own goals. it doesn't weigh me down like yours seemed to. it's a step stool for me.

trickling is better than oozing.

[ IT'S NOT OUT OF CONTEXT WHEN IT'S IN THE TEXT.

look spiders georg is an OUTLIER and should not be counted! the only things that are so strong you can't get rid of them are cockroaches and peeps. there is a world of difference between nice and long, and that's still a biased opinion!!! ]

[witchplz]

not even with real boobs???? thats sad...thats a little sad..at least they're happy but they need fresh air too. yuck.

ooooh, i should have known~ i'm at least on the top tier by now. i dont expect my own pass to a private island, but i do expect girly spa days for all your CEOS, to gossip and such. maybe with someone fanning us with leaves. i wont tell you then ;0 LOL no way! as much as i have faith in him, which is a lot, a LOT lot, i cant let him near my chores, no no no.

perhaps it does. perhaps it doesnt. everyone starts out on a different path-- sometimes they're satisfied with it, sometimes they know how to make it their own and its not too late. other times, it has to be taken up with their own hands. i want my life to be mine, owned by no one but me.

this is true. its less gross sounding. like moist

[ITS OUT OF CONTEXT with the situation!!

its so counted. thats how people dismiss them-- oh SPIDERS they can be crushed and they're screwed if their webs are destroyed. but people dont REALIZE just how much spiders control. okay, agreed on the peeps.

biased, SHMIASED!! they're both =u=]

[symphonise]

good luck trying to get them into fresh air. i hear it's like kryptonite.

don't get ahead of yourself. there's only one person on my top tier besides me. a spa day isn't a bad idea, though.

you know you can't let him get away with doing no work, right? what does he do for you?

you make it sound like your life wasn't your own to begin with. is that a story you'll ever share?

you aren't making this sound any more appealing, sidekick. quit while you're ahead.

[ YOUR FACE!!! is out of context with this situation!!

it's not counted!!! outliers aren't counted because they're OUTLIERS!!!

biases is called biased for a reason!! ]

[witchplz]

we're just gonna need to airlock 'em at this point.

i know <3 as she should be. i understand. a spa day would be lovely! so relaxing and great for our pores, great to exfoliate and get ready for the next round of ass kicking.

PSH of course not! i intend to work him like a dog but for better pay of course. he provides me with much needed company and sometimes he takes out the trash, i let him open pickle jars sometimes. but i want him to rely on me too, equally. (not that i need him for the pickles of course)

well...theres no way to find out now. i like to believe it was, but being powerless sucks. i'll tell it, little by little. some day.

what about a dollop

[YOUR HAIR is out of context with THIS situation

they count on a scale of phenomenons at least

*blessed
fixed for you]

[symphonise]

i hope you mean toss them out the airlock.

all the relaxation and facial treatments will enhance our natural beauty and strengths. the world won't be able to handle us.

it sounds like you're a million times more reliable than he is. if there comes a time when he doesn't provide enough for you and takes away instead, tell me. you won't need me to step in, but i wouldn't mind giving him my two cents.

maybe i'll tell you a story someday, too. now's not the time for it.

not when you're using measurements that should only be used for whipped or sour cream.

[ wow rude!!! her hair is always in context!! your DAD is out of context with this situation!!!

yes, that can be conceded.

*biased and wrong
double fixed that for you ]

[witchplz]

absolutely! or at least tie them to something and put them out the airlock, then drag em back in when they swear even bolder loyalty.

the world is absolutely doomed with us at our absolute most beautiful and best.

well i wont disagree there when it comes to chores, but i really can count on him otherwise. he's a good listener and he's trying really hard to ensure we're both happy. and i am, so i'll try just as hard. i really appreciate it, nonon <3333 i'm glad i have a friend like you.

when the time does come, i'll be happy and ready to listen. no matter what.

a teaspoon????

[ok ok her hair is always perfect. your MONKEY HAT THING AS A CHILD IS OUT OF CONTEXT also ok ok ok okkk good point about the old man there is no disagreement here

*correct and all knowing, like the author
fixed it again for you~]

[symphonise]

if they're nerds worth their mettle, they'd have enough ingenuity to find their way back in.

we'll take the world by storm.

[ Whoa, friend is a strong word, Rahzel!!! Nonon isn't ready to admit anything! Jeez. ]

i'll have a baton at the ready just in case.

we'll see what time does for us and for you.

that might be the best measurement for you.

[ WOW DON'T BRING HER MONKEY INTO THIS!! You don't want Rayborn brought into this!!!

if the author is so correct and all knowing, why doesn't Rahzel ask Prez to tell her he likes her 100 million times?
*breaks ur heart for u ]

[witchplz]

true, like jetpacks in their underwear.

the neverending storm. the storm born!!

[theres no need to be afraid of this commitment, Nonon, no worries...she'll wait 4 u]

and i'll have my phone ready to record a video in case it ever does happen.

we will indeed. amazing things, either way, because we're us.

whats that supposed to mean =n=

[AT LEAST HER MONKEY IS ALIVE LIVING IN PARADISE!! HOW DARE YOU BRING UP RAYBORN ON THIS DAY!! YOU PROMISED

Baroqueheat is hereby sicc'd on you. immediately. release the horse seed hound.
GO TO HELL and no then she'd feel selfish, hmph, the finer things of romance]

[symphonise]

[ jetpacks in underwear could probably exist in kill la kill. nonon doesn't want to think of it. ]

that's not the kind of ingenuity i want.

[ she's not afraid!! god!! she's just... bad... with affection if you're not Satsuki. Or something. ]

we could do it for the vine.

and it means what you think it means. i didn't mince my words.

[ HER MONKEY IS ALIVE IN HER HEART. in reality he's in the same place rayborn is.... and I DIDN'T PROMISE ANYTHING

good lord get baroqueheat away we don't want him in this flavor text conversation. so rahzel should do it, too, and it can be a mutual thing. a relationship goal. and then she can go home and cry about her dead friend. ]