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[witchplz]

"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
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Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
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[witchplz]

nope. we'll have to go all SEEdlings on them.

have you tried chocolate covered bacon? its completely sinful but oh MAN is it good!! i want you to give it a try and you and me'll definitely eat all the popcorny chocolate we can stuff ourselves with~ but if you scare the ghosts out of them they'll have no control over their bowels.......so we should do this at your place <3 this is true they are funny.

for now. but they'll mature

[symphonise]

you are making a nerdy reference on me that i don't understand. don't go all otaku on me, sidekick.

chocolate-covered bacon sounds like it'll clog up my arteries, but bacon chocolate chip cookies don't sound like they're dripping with grease. [ how does that even make sense... (the answer to nonon is just add sugar.) ]

we remove their bowels. no problem.

will they?

[witchplz]

why i NEVER! i wouldn't, not in a million years. i just keep up to date on these things so i know how to manipulate- i mean cooperate better.

that honestly sounds like cement for the arteries, way worse than chocolate covered bacon! chocolate covered bacon is like mild whereas those cookies are MUY CALIENTE when it comes to calories. i'd totally try them.

but where would we store them? also what if they call the union

they will! with time and a little luck and someone at their back. they will

[symphonise]

manipulation can be good for the soul. followers will always be followers.

they aren't cement! they send energy coursing through your veins with their deliciousness! get your terminology right. of course you'd try them.

don't underestimate us so soon. when would we allow a union? we'd crush them before they could get the idea.

that's a lot of requirements. it'll take a lot of time.

[witchplz]

our souls or theirs? the sheep or the wolf? mm, maybe. but i think its possible to climb the ladder too.

cement. blocky cement that dries in about five minutes. of course i'd try them regardless of how much of a PERIL it'll be.

and offer some cash under the table so things dont look TOO unfair, right? i dunno, going against a union might be fun. good training.

they have the time, and they'll get the mindset. they just have to branch out and grow a little in the soil, first.

[symphonise]

both. they need the leadership, and we need the release. are they truly followers if they climb the ladder?

you're gross. accept sweetness for what it is!

it's only a revolution if it's successful. we snuff out the fire before we see smoke. we're always fair.

some of them could be duds. some of them are definitely duds and not buds.

[witchplz]

hmmm hmmm..a valid point. they're following us up the ladder, aren't they? they'll always be a rung beneath us.

YOURE GROSS! i do accept sweetness for what it is, even the hairbrained choco-schemes. its only fair that we subject each other to both.

you mean to tell me your heart doesnt race when you see someone trying so hard to start a fire? when you see the little wisps of smoke? hmm~

this is true...but they'll make their way just as surely as everyone else.

[symphonise]

right? i'm right.

how dare you call me gross! who's the boss again and who's the sidekick? you'll have to make it a fair exchange.

it depends on how they start the fire. i never say no to a little adrenaline rush.

you have too much faith.

[witchplz]

so-so.

how dare YOU presume to call ME gross! well you and then me, but still, you represent me just as much as i do you. so neither of us can be gross, or both of us can be...something has to give. naturally it'll be fair~

no fires in trash cans. damn right!

perhaps. perhaps not. i just think they should all get a chance

[symphonise]

i'm right.

... are you trying to make sense? i don't know if you're trying to make sense anymore.

only thrilling fires allowed.

what if they waste that chance?

[witchplz]

maaaayyybe, maybe not. confidence is great no matter what

....to tell you the truth, sometimes when i get really fired up i go off the handle on something and it doesn't resemble what i intended it to about five minutes ago. not sure if this is one of those times. i'm always sincere about it, though!

yeah, like in carpeted walls.

if they waste it now, whose to say it won't come around the bend again? many deserve a second chance.

[note: not everyone]

[symphonise]

i'm right, and i'm confident!

you need to work on that. effective communication is key to success. unless you're already rich, then do whatever you want.

wouldn't that smell?

but not everyone and not even most.

[witchplz]

you could be half right. and i know you are!!

my life is rich in value and experience and flavor! and hey, it works when it works. if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

absolutely! it'll reek. of pure glory.

maybe, maybe not. it's not really up to me, or you. its up to them. either way, a helping hand or a nudge can't hurt.

[symphonise]

i'm all right. completely right. 100% right.

your silliness is going to land you on someone's bad side.

[ but Nonon doesn't mean hers. ]

it's up to you or me if we're who they want a second chance from. if it's not, we won't know they need that second chance.

[ a very selfish outlook ]

[witchplz]

ehhhh more like....81% or 79%

probably! but...i'll deal with it when i get there. and then make up for it with sincerity and enthusiasm.

this is true, too. IF that were the case...a little manual labor for no pay and they'll gain a few points OUT of purgatory. if its not from us, well...there are ways to tell, sometimes.

[symphonise]

110% to make up for how much you're wrong.

at least you don't lack in self-confidence.

oh, my, you sent them to purgatory really quickly. maybe you don't have as much faith as i said you did. servitude is always key, isn't it, to get out of debt.

[witchplz]

53% to balance out the cockiness~

NOPE! absolutely not. i'm too amazing for that.

well isnt purgatory limbo? they might actually be having limbo parties down there, with punch and grass skirts. i DO have faith. i have lots of it! i know they can do it if they try and if they have someone to lean on a little. servitude kinda is, yeah. i dont think this would be a debt, though.

[symphonise]

175% to cancel out how confused you are.

who's cocky now?

sure, purgatory is limbo for the dead. you sentenced them to death, and i'm laughing. please burn all grass skirts. why else would they need a second chance if not to pay back something?

[witchplz]

36% to cancel out how in denial you are

well you might know her? her name starts with an n and shes very cute, but i'm p sure she wants to borrow my sweater.

purgatory can be considered a state of being-- being being still breathing! it doesnt have to be death. white collar workers do it all the time as easy as they breathe. NO burning of the grass skirts! they need a second chance for THEMSELVES. To prove it to themselves. not just for someone else's gain, nonon.

[symphonise]

250% to negate all your delusions.

i think i do. is her name not very subtle aka you? it's hard to borrow from yourself, but i have faith in you.

i don't think white collar workers put themselves in purgatory. they might have boring jobs, but they're cushy jobs. ALL grass skirts must be burned for the goodness of fashion. oh? can't they pay themselves back? if they owe it to themselves.

[witchplz]

800% to compensate for your hallucinations

no, her name is nonon! you see her in the mirror every day, make up speeches right off the bat and dont even need a teleprompter. its okay, i know my sweater is adorable. you needn't even ask~

brown collar, then. with lipstick smudges from their own lips....might as well be a living purgatory. why though?! they're not THAT bad...as long as they're traditional and nothing shows. thats what life's all about, probably. owing yourself, maybe.

[symphonise]

1000% to show how much you just agreed with me.

i think you need to see a psychiatrist. get some pills for your problems with reality.

that's kind of gross if you have lipstick smudges from your own lips. wipe that thought. grass skirts are awful no matter what. even cultural clothes can be unfashionable. you should live to have no regrets.

[ nonon jakuzure: insensitive as always ]

[witchplz]

how sad. thats the hallucinogens talking once again. smh someone save this poor young lady

no thanks~ i handle that with a good dose of fun and exercise

right?! its pathetic. its almost as bad as the videos where the camera pans to two sets of feet and supposedly a kissing couple but when it pans back its a guy with shoes on his hands...lets forget about that. only if they itch!! i'm working on it. i really am.

[she'll somewhat excuse her...nonon is nonon after all]

[symphonise]

you should save yourself.

i think you've cut off oxygen to your brain with how delusional you're being. i'm getting worried.

that's more than pathetic. i don't even want to think about it. it makes me shudder. are you? i make sure to have no regrets.

[ nonon can get called out for her shittiness; there's just no guarantee she'll react nicely. ]

[witchplz]

SNS! SAVE NONONS SOUL

you're worried about me~? awwww, how sweet <3<3 but really, it's fine. i've got to talk big in order to back it up, and i will.

sometimes...they even go on dates in restaurants. other people, relatively normal people, have to witness that. doesn't that just make you puke? i am. and i will, more and more. we all must, if we're going to look forward.