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[witchplz]

"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!


Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo


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[witchplz]

thats inhumane! i dont see a downside, sort of.

all of the above! you can never have enough strength to protect what matters to you, you know.

damn right~

[WHAT HAPPENED maybe rahzel keeps a little locket with his afro-potential hair...god nevermind hopefully not. They will be best friends ;;

with only his head sticking out, not even his hands. Just leave him there forever, water him occasionally. she still needs church, though
him too
this is his penance]

[symphonise]

it's not inhuman if it's what's always been.

don't get in over your head. going past your limits hinders more than helps.

[ the monkey dies of natural causes: old age (so it's assumed). DON'T BE CREEPY, RAHZEL. They'll be the cutest and best of friends, and they'll tell each other they like each other until the end of their dead days.

baroqueheat would burst into flames if he stepped into a church, and nonon never needs church. or not that kind of church. a different kind of church. ]

[witchplz]

but if you at least gave them their weird anime socks or whatever, they'll work doubletime, maybe even triple. probably.

that's kind of my specialty~ don't worry, don't worry, i can handle it.

[OH THANK GOD still thats sad. ITS NOT CREEPY ITS SWEET!! their days wont end in those fields in valhalla. never again.

hopefully he'll already be in there when the flames start, sitting next to a little old lady who's giving him the stink eye. and when he ignites, she smacks him with her purse not only to take out the flames but his Flame of the devil. ok satsuki's church counts, fine]

[symphonise]

is that what your business model is? i'd give them stylish socks, and they'll have to live with it.

if you get sick, i won't take care of you.

[ they will live again!! somewhere someway somehow.

baroqueheat deserves a feisty old lady to smack him into submission. ]

but the POINT of my messages is are you going to be with your boytoy all day tomorrow?

[ she means when AREN'T you going to be home, but she can't show her real intentions. ]

[witchplz]

stylish anime socks? or else they'll cry. but they'll be grateful when you turn off the heating in the winter. no my business model is silk things, of course.

no, no, i wouldn't expect that. but i do expect you to come with movies and a little mask over your face so you dont catch anything while you marathon crappy movies with me.

[be careful or he might grow to like that? is that...is that the way to cure him? is that his biggest weakness? old lady terror? WE'VE DONE IT]

OK OK i'm going to be at my place w/him probably sometime in the afternoon but i'll be out and about in the morning getting ingredients. to answer your mysterious question~

[symphonise]

there's no such thing as stylish anime socks. don't insult me. silk is acceptable.

we won't marathon crappy movies. we'll marathon horror movies.

[ NO ONE can stand up to old lady terror. it's in some holy book somewhere surely. ]

got it. it's not mysterious, only curious. don't get sick with your boytoy!

[witchplz]

there is too! gundams, for example. i'm nooott~~ silk is A+++

OOOOH! thats even better! i'm SO GAME!!! and we'll get lots of popcorn and candy and laugh till we almost puke but don't actually puke because we're too mighty for that.

[yup hes fucked, possibly literally]

hmmm mysteeerious~~ i won't, i won't! we'll be fit as horses. thanks for worrying about whether i'd be lonely or something <3<3 i hope you have fun plans too!! and if not, i'll drag you out somewhere after

[symphonise]

don't tell me you're a mecha nerd. i don't know if i can accept this.

[ Rahzel's cool points are starting to disappear.... ]

you might puke if you're sick, but we should have a horror movie night no matter what. you don't need to get sick first.

i do have plans. i'll be chaperoning the dance at the school. how fun it is depends on the people there.

[witchplz]

ew, no way!! i know someone who could be one if i do my research correctly, thats all. i try to be understanding on the outside while having goosebumps on the inside of disgust.

i'm not gonna get sick! i've been working way hard and the last time i got sick was so long ago! why are you assuming i'm gonna get sick? don't underestimate my body's fighting power, dammit. but the movie night is definitely a go, YES

OOOOH....i hope its a lot of fun! dont spike the punch ok~? as funny as it'd be, you'd have lots of puke on the horizon

[symphonise]

i call a nerd a nerd when you see a nerd.

[ Everyone she cares about back home is a huge nerd, so she might not mean it quite as insulting as she wants to make it sound. ]

people who don't know their true limits get sick. it's a tried and cliched trope, and it's life. should horror movie night be us two, or should we extend it to whoever thinks they're as cool and strong as us?

i don't need to wrangle drunk teens when they're already dumb enough. no thanks.

[witchplz]

they do seem to enjoy the name dont they, as much as they protest.

i cant say i'd agree with you when i started my journey from home, but i do agree now. somewhat. i'm still going to push myself to get stronger, but i'm more confident and know what i'm doing. so dont worry <3 annnddd it could be a fun way to discover some fraidy cats, but do you want to deal with screaming during the movie? i dont mind if you want me all to yourself either way~~

think about those impressionable brain cells, thats right!

[symphonise]

they should embrace the future.

screams can be a splendid addition to any soundtrack, but it can wait until our next horror movie night. we'll do the real horror movies for just us and lower the intensity a degree for the general public.

you're too nice to say they all have brain cells.

[witchplz]

not TOO much or they'll call themselves the Zaku clan or something

RIIIIGHT~? especially with something sweet to eat to accompany it. thats a good idea, i like that the best! the public will thank us for not scaring the ghost right out of them, too. and our training is super secret, anyway~

well i'm sure most of em do! they're just....occupied with things that we just don't understand. probably

[symphonise]

that's true. we don't need a zaku clan.

popcorn and chocolate is the best combination! the warmth of the popcorn melts the chocolate a little, and the sweet and salty mixture can't be beat. what if i want to scare the ghost out of them, though? scared people are the funniest.

that means they're hopeless.

[witchplz]

nope. we'll have to go all SEEdlings on them.

have you tried chocolate covered bacon? its completely sinful but oh MAN is it good!! i want you to give it a try and you and me'll definitely eat all the popcorny chocolate we can stuff ourselves with~ but if you scare the ghosts out of them they'll have no control over their bowels.......so we should do this at your place <3 this is true they are funny.

for now. but they'll mature

[symphonise]

you are making a nerdy reference on me that i don't understand. don't go all otaku on me, sidekick.

chocolate-covered bacon sounds like it'll clog up my arteries, but bacon chocolate chip cookies don't sound like they're dripping with grease. [ how does that even make sense... (the answer to nonon is just add sugar.) ]

we remove their bowels. no problem.

will they?

[witchplz]

why i NEVER! i wouldn't, not in a million years. i just keep up to date on these things so i know how to manipulate- i mean cooperate better.

that honestly sounds like cement for the arteries, way worse than chocolate covered bacon! chocolate covered bacon is like mild whereas those cookies are MUY CALIENTE when it comes to calories. i'd totally try them.

but where would we store them? also what if they call the union

they will! with time and a little luck and someone at their back. they will

[symphonise]

manipulation can be good for the soul. followers will always be followers.

they aren't cement! they send energy coursing through your veins with their deliciousness! get your terminology right. of course you'd try them.

don't underestimate us so soon. when would we allow a union? we'd crush them before they could get the idea.

that's a lot of requirements. it'll take a lot of time.

[witchplz]

our souls or theirs? the sheep or the wolf? mm, maybe. but i think its possible to climb the ladder too.

cement. blocky cement that dries in about five minutes. of course i'd try them regardless of how much of a PERIL it'll be.

and offer some cash under the table so things dont look TOO unfair, right? i dunno, going against a union might be fun. good training.

they have the time, and they'll get the mindset. they just have to branch out and grow a little in the soil, first.

[symphonise]

both. they need the leadership, and we need the release. are they truly followers if they climb the ladder?

you're gross. accept sweetness for what it is!

it's only a revolution if it's successful. we snuff out the fire before we see smoke. we're always fair.

some of them could be duds. some of them are definitely duds and not buds.

[witchplz]

hmmm hmmm..a valid point. they're following us up the ladder, aren't they? they'll always be a rung beneath us.

YOURE GROSS! i do accept sweetness for what it is, even the hairbrained choco-schemes. its only fair that we subject each other to both.

you mean to tell me your heart doesnt race when you see someone trying so hard to start a fire? when you see the little wisps of smoke? hmm~

this is true...but they'll make their way just as surely as everyone else.

[symphonise]

right? i'm right.

how dare you call me gross! who's the boss again and who's the sidekick? you'll have to make it a fair exchange.

it depends on how they start the fire. i never say no to a little adrenaline rush.

you have too much faith.

[witchplz]

so-so.

how dare YOU presume to call ME gross! well you and then me, but still, you represent me just as much as i do you. so neither of us can be gross, or both of us can be...something has to give. naturally it'll be fair~

no fires in trash cans. damn right!

perhaps. perhaps not. i just think they should all get a chance

[symphonise]

i'm right.

... are you trying to make sense? i don't know if you're trying to make sense anymore.

only thrilling fires allowed.

what if they waste that chance?

[witchplz]

maaaayyybe, maybe not. confidence is great no matter what

....to tell you the truth, sometimes when i get really fired up i go off the handle on something and it doesn't resemble what i intended it to about five minutes ago. not sure if this is one of those times. i'm always sincere about it, though!

yeah, like in carpeted walls.

if they waste it now, whose to say it won't come around the bend again? many deserve a second chance.

[note: not everyone]