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[witchplz]

"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!


Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo


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[witchplz]

SNS! SAVE NONONS SOUL

you're worried about me~? awwww, how sweet <3<3 but really, it's fine. i've got to talk big in order to back it up, and i will.

sometimes...they even go on dates in restaurants. other people, relatively normal people, have to witness that. doesn't that just make you puke? i am. and i will, more and more. we all must, if we're going to look forward.

[symphonise]

shouldn't it be the other way around? shouldn't you be great enough to back up whatever talk you spout?

no, stop! that is being a bane to society. no one wants to see that. i always look forward, and i always look up.

[witchplz]

i'm both. i'm amazing, for the record! i get strength from my words and words from my strength. i'm like a battery.

sometimes, also, they paint their nails or put on fake ones...and pretend their cute gf is feeding them..but its them. i find high heels also help in looking up

[symphonise]

batteries run out.

[ but she does like Rahzel's confidence no matter what she says. ]

i'm going to pretend i didn't read that. heels are one of a girl's best weapons.

[witchplz]

not the ones you charge. they're everlasting.

i'm going to keep reminding you~~ cause thats what friends are for, scarring each other mentally. heels and purses filled with bricks and chain saws

[symphonise]

you have to recharge them because they run out. there's no real energizer bunny who goes on forever.

oh, i'll scar you someday. knives and stilettos and a good sonic boom.

[witchplz]

no you recharge them so they dont run out-- okay, how about a furbie. those last forever.

no thanks~ i think our beautiful smooth skin needs a break. besides, i'll just scar you with laughter

[symphonise]

yes! you can be a furby!

[ nonon's the type to actually like furbies and not be terrified or annoyed by them... shocker. ]

my skin can never be marred. shouldn't you have the same confidence?

[witchplz]

but one of the pure ones who dont get left out in the rain. just one of the ones that keep moving between rooms without anyone knowing how or why.

[NOPE NO SURPRISE HERE, NEXT AT 11]

i do! my natural beauty and great products wont allow me to take such stupid damage. laughter, though, is a big, worthy hit <3

[symphonise]

i can see that. i wouldn't call you pure, but i can see that.

laugh until you're incapacitated, and i'll swoop in for the win.

[ what win?? they weren't even competing over anything. ]

[witchplz]

HDU i am a maiden of purest hearts!~~

no way! i'll make us BOTH laugh until we're blue in the face

[isnt it always a competition for them tho]

[symphonise]

HAHAHA that was a good first try in making me laugh!

you're getting there.

[ that's true ]

[witchplz]

well thats just tacky and RUDE. get some original material like the rest of us, why dont you

i'll make you laugh so hard you'll fall on your ass =^=

[symphonise]

you can try, but you won't succeed.

anyway, go have fun with your boytoy tomorrow. you can try to make laugh another day.

[ aka don't be around when she drops off her gift ]

[witchplz]

we'll see about that, wont we.

alright, alright~~ i will. we'll have losts of fun. i hope you have fun too, with whatever mysterious thing you're getting up to--- dont get arrested without me <3