You've got Mail!
Jul. 5th, 2022 12:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
witchplz"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!
Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo
[text] [calls] [physical mail (presents~] [action] [web stuff]
BEEEeeeep!
Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo
[text] [calls] [physical mail (presents~] [action] [web stuff]
mail;
Date: 2013-07-19 07:51 pm (UTC)Rahzel:
I hope you've been able to settle in easily in these past few weeks. If you need help finding anything, I'm still willing to help you.
I also look forward to seeing you in the colosseum soon.
Take care.
Tyr
[ On each corner of the otherwise plain paper, there's a gold star sticker. ]
you knew this was coming 1/4???
Date: 2013-08-06 07:40 am (UTC)...he'd be the most pissed off if he got here and they told him, sorry, your princess is another castle.
so he turns his phone on, scrolls for a list of contacts (he's tech-savvy, he knows a thing or two about labs), and finds it: rahzel anadis.
there's a bunch of things he can say: "are you alright", "where are you??", "al-bou isn't listed here" come to mind, but.
well.
he's hi-tan, he can't disappoint. ]
a/s/l???
no subject
Date: 2013-08-06 07:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
From:DONE
From:BAROQUEHEAT DELOTREASE FUCKING JOHN DOE! IM
From:2/idk??????
From:done .....probs
From:SORRY NOT SORRY
From:CRIES A LITTLE...CRIES SO MUCH
From:WIPES YOUR TEARS WITH MY RHINO DICK????
From:I'M GOING TO RIP YOU IN HALF!!!! THAT IS NOT A TISSUE
From:IT'S ALL I HAVE ON ME
From:WHAT ABOUT HAIR!! OR YOUR SHIRT!!
From:I'M ACTUALLY A GIANT RHINO DICK THE JOKE IS ON YOU...
From:HOW ARE YOU SPEAKING? WHY CAN THE VEINS TYPE!? this is gross, look what you did to our friendship
From:I'VE TORN THIS FAMILY APART
From:YOU HAVE, HOW DARE YOU
From:1/2 OH I DARE
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:oh I forgot to -- I'LL DARE YOUR DERRIERE
From:(no subject)
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:text
Date: 2013-09-16 12:26 am (UTC)text
Date: 2013-09-16 12:47 am (UTC)to protest the new burger joint that just opened up, with pickets and signs? to graze on the non-steroid laced grass?
ooooh tell me!
text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:text;
Date: 2013-09-18 03:55 pm (UTC)text;
Date: 2013-09-18 11:59 pm (UTC)do you like afros?
(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:text
Date: 2013-09-30 06:34 am (UTC)MAKE HIM PAY
text
Date: 2013-09-30 06:38 am (UTC)MY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!11 THERE WAS NO NIGHT OF PASSIONATE ANYTHING!!!!!!1 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WALKING DEATH WARRANT SAYING?!?!?! I'M GOING TO STRING HIM UP BY HIS URETHRA
text
From:text
From:text
From:text
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:text;
Date: 2013-10-14 05:51 am (UTC)you
me
your glasses friend
now
text;
Date: 2013-10-14 06:04 am (UTC)okay i'm coming over! let me get some movies and some cute pjs...some cute slippers to make pu-chan more comfortable too uhmmm some hair stuff...
has she told you anything that could help us help her more?
text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:text;
Date: 2013-11-07 05:45 am (UTC)text;
Date: 2013-11-07 08:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:...
From:a note on her door....
Date: 2013-11-16 07:54 pm (UTC)Hey Rahzel!
We're having a party here for my friend Kaito on monday, at 6pm! It's a surprise for him since he probably hasn't had many birthdays at home! You're welcome to join us!!
Also, I got you some more chips, they're in the cabinet!
--Yuma (^▽^)
text;
Date: 2013-11-26 12:14 am (UTC)It was a pleasure to see that the hair product didn't contain hair dye.
[ Yeah, that's how this is going to go. ]
text;
Date: 2013-11-26 05:31 am (UTC)the pleasure was all mine! i'm happy you could get better enjoyment out of styling things into sweet mohawks and cherished crown bangs =u=
[It's gonna go exactly like this, yes]
text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text; SCREAMS feel free to ignore this, I lost my tagging groove entirely for a bit, sob
From:text; shhh no I will never ignore, you just take your time or lemme know if you dont wanna continue?
From:text; 12/08
Date: 2013-12-09 10:08 pm (UTC)[someone's actually a little annoyed by the reply he received from the landlord; not that he thinks that at all justified, but perhaps this is what he gets!]
wat kind of
vending machines did rahzelchan have in mind
just 4 clarifications sake
text; 12/08
Date: 2013-12-10 02:54 am (UTC)you're actually gonna do it??? wooooow, you're not just a walking pretty boy catalog with a way with words after all!
a vending machine with tea and cake.
also afros
Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:Re: text; 12/08
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:PRESENT!!
Date: 2013-12-10 07:55 am (UTC)To: Rahzel
I'm also a smart enough man to know when actions speak louder than words.
-- Koujaku
[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
Date: 2013-12-13 11:31 pm (UTC)Even so, blind or not, he wouldn't try to let down the holiday spirit and give up on the quest he was given!!
He'd never talked to her before, nor had even heard of her, so hopefully she wouldn't match the voice to the person.]
Um... Is this Rahzel Anadis?
[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
Date: 2013-12-14 03:52 am (UTC)This is the heroine in question indeed! What can I do for you, stranger? If you're going to send creepy puppets at me and ask me if I want to play a game I'm going to have to decline. I've got a nail appointment later.
[She sure is chipper....]
[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05 oh god my typos are actually hurting my soul I'm so gomen
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05 i'm so bad i didn't even notice it ok
From:[Anonymous Voice] 12/05 hallelujah for small miracles
From:text;
Date: 2013-12-14 04:44 am (UTC)text;
Date: 2013-12-14 05:03 am (UTC)thats unfortunate :(
just what do you propose we do about such a travesty? have you brought this up to your guardian?
text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:text;
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:[Mail]
Date: 2013-12-19 08:18 am (UTC)A rather generic but still festive card is attached:]
Dear Rahzel Anadis-san-
Merry Christmas! I hope you have a wonderful holiday. I couldn't see if your advice worked, but I'm pretty sure it made things a lot easier! I would have wrapped these presents and made the chocolate myself, but I wasn't able to. I hope it still looks nice!
Again, have a very nice day!
PHYSICAL MAIL.
Date: 2013-12-20 02:30 am (UTC)The contents of the letter read, in a very formal and distant tone somehow conveyed over a few words: ]
I'm sorry to say that Pseudo-Father-Baroqueheat has left my household. You may know of this already.
I didn't kill him and didn't dump his body into the lake. Regardless, I still feel awful.
Sincerely, Medaka Kurokami
gift! (Dec 25th)
Date: 2013-12-24 02:04 am (UTC)Under the wrapping paper, it proves to be an actual shoe box! And inside are shoes! These fierce as hell heels, to be precise.
How Natsuru managed across such a fabulous gift is anyone's guess, but it probably has a lot to do with Rahzel's lessons, and many of their conversations. Or she bought them for herself to be a little taller while she was Rahzel's height and shoe size (she still is as she sends this the night before, even) and just decided they suited Rahzel better.
However it happened, there they are! A gift fit for a princess, from her faithful pupil.]
and another gift! (Dec 24th, evening)
Date: 2013-12-24 07:58 am (UTC)Under the wrapping paper, is a jewelry box containing a butterfly necklace, and a note:]
For Rahzel-neechan,
Merry Christmas, and I hope you like this. I wanted to get you something really pretty to go with all your cute clothes.
- Your baby sister, Chiaki
letter+gift
Date: 2013-12-25 01:50 am (UTC)Merry Christmas! Have a great holiday and a candy cane too.
Best wishes,
The President
P.S. Rematch soon.
[included with this letter is, as hinted to, a candy cane tied with pink ribbon.]
Christmas gift!
Date: 2013-12-26 04:17 am (UTC)voice. 1 Feb 12:32
Date: 2014-02-01 05:07 pm (UTC)Hello, Rahzel?
voice. 1 Feb 12:32
Date: 2014-02-02 02:32 am (UTC)Ion! Hey~! To what do I owe the pleasure of my little prince's call?
(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:action.
From:action.
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:text
Date: 2014-02-04 08:35 am (UTC)u need some
text
Date: 2014-02-04 08:49 am (UTC)plus i'm the heroine
who the hell died and make you avenge them in the form of love advice????
Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:text
From:Re: text
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:text; march 5th
Date: 2014-03-06 03:43 am (UTC)he fainted after like the second lap about the neighborhood. i think the flaming boulders will have to wait.
also thanks for the flower! i loved it.
text; march 5th
Date: 2014-03-06 09:48 am (UTC)IS HE OKAY?!??!?! DO YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING???
maybe weigh him down with smaller rocks first and have him jog before anything else....i'm sorry my advice proved to be not so good! is there anything i can do?
also you're welcome! i'm happy to hear that =u=
text; march 5th
From:text; march 5th
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:...
From:...
From:...
From:backdated! to around the 7th? 8th? whatever ok she's new
Date: 2014-03-15 09:26 am (UTC)BAE GIRL!!!!
Date: 2014-03-16 01:03 am (UTC)The girl currently stomping with the power of Zeus' alimony towards the door, ripping it open, and staring at Alissa! Rahzel must be a pretty ridiculous sight in a bathrobe, fuzzy pink slippers and curlers but-]
Do you know what time it is? I hope the girlscout cookies are worth your life. [Again with that hellfire. Also when she finds out there are no cookies...]
(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:letter+gift
Date: 2014-03-17 01:04 pm (UTC)alas, one (1) macaron for rahzel, bundled in pink napkins. included is a short, sloppy note, also haphazardly scrawled on a napkin: ]
Rahzel-chan,
Looks like you'll be getting your ball/prom/dance A LA those two chicks. If it sucks, can't blame me, because I don't want credit for it! Well, I probably will have a hand in the parts that are cool, but regardless. PS: There's a vending machine for tea & cake and another for ice cream now, if you haven't noticed yet. Enjoy! And the macaron thing too, I guess.
The President
in the mail!
Date: 2014-03-18 02:46 am (UTC)Hello
RazRhaRahzel! Thank you for letting me eat at your house the other day. The fruit was great! Especially the apple rabbits.I hope you like pink!
Yue
[But yes, have a gacha macaron.