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witchplz"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!
Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo
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BEEEeeeep!
Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo
[text] [calls] [physical mail (presents~] [action] [web stuff]
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Date: 2013-09-16 02:25 am (UTC)[Once she finishes sputtering and retrieving her phone off the floor, Rahzel fires back:]
my WHAT?! no such creature exists! where did you make up this character and where can i get the royalties. and besides i thought WE were going to go to the zoo together :(
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Date: 2013-09-16 11:34 am (UTC)[This is not another joke, he's trying to understand wtf she's saying ok.]
I was testing you! We are going to the zoo, but I thought you forgot about it.
[Becauseofherbf.]
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Date: 2013-09-17 12:44 am (UTC):( HMPH how DARE you test me and assume i won't pass w/flying colors! i ought to give you a pop quiz when you least expect it. damn right we're going to the zoo! anyway, i'd never forget it: lesson the first. how could i forget a promise? never ever!
[AND AGAIN THIS BOYFRIEND THING...SHE'S GOING TO WAIT BEFORE TORTURE- ER, INQUIRING ABOUT THIS COCKBRAINED IDEA AGAIN]
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Date: 2013-09-19 02:03 pm (UTC)If you want to quiz me on something, I can't object! Not after making you feel bad, so I'm ready when you are.
[She's good at keeping promises, got it. Never will he question her again. Razoozoo should wait so long that she ends up forgetting about the boyfriend questions and the boyfriend himself, so that they can enjoy their zooday guilt-free.]
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Date: 2013-09-20 05:55 am (UTC)i might give you a little teeny weeny one later. if i feel like it. it's okay, i didn't feel that bad. no worries <3
so, when did you want to do our zooday? i'm ready when you are~
[Damn RIGHT he better not! Or else he's gonna get a big ol' quiz. Hmm...we'll see about that. She's a stubborn one...as long as it doesn't come back to bite him in the ass it's all good]
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Date: 2013-09-21 10:35 pm (UTC)Way to be an actress...but don't you have school? You can't say something like that with school in session.
[Rahzel is terrifying hello.]
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Date: 2013-09-23 04:08 am (UTC)why thank you, kind sir! i'll accept my emmy right here in these hands no later than 5 oclock~ so? do you have school? or work? will i have to have a talk with your manager and use the ol' heroine eyes to get you time off? school is important, but my plans with you are just as important to my heart. i'm free after school or on the weekends, is that better, my liege?
[Bout time someone realizes it]
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Date: 2013-09-23 01:55 pm (UTC)Let's do it next weekend!
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Date: 2013-09-24 02:38 am (UTC)tch, never! dont underestimate me, young grasshopper. i'll say so many surprising things your head'll spin on its axis. and just because its cheesy doesnt mean i dont mean it any less. its important! promises are important. i think our bond is progressing quite nicely.
mmkaaay sounds good! i'll make sure to pack sunscreen and stuff...maybe get you a hat, too. ahhh this is gonna be so much flippin fun!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Date: 2013-09-25 11:48 am (UTC)Are you gonna teach me all your pickup lines? If you have any good ones, I want to hear them! But don't get any weird ideas, I already have two kids.
Don't forget all the other stuff you can get at the zoo! There are mugs and t-shirts, we could probably buy a hat there too.
[Sun screen is a good idea though.]
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Date: 2013-09-26 05:07 am (UTC)i'm not going to teach you ALL of my pick up lines! i may pass down a few to you as my legacy but i cannot let you surpass me. yet. why? are you trying to pick up someone? WHA
if anyone has any weird ideas here its you! i'm not into dilfs, i have my own issues with older men. i've got standards!
IT'S DECIDED i'm getting us both hats shaped like dolphins, no take backs. this is gonna be greaaaaat~
[She prides herself in being prepared]