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BEEEeeeep!
Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo
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BEEEeeeep!
Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo
[text] [calls] [physical mail (presents~] [action] [web stuff]
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Date: 2014-02-04 11:33 am (UTC)i dont need or want your charity unless it involves me beating your butt at games and making you cry
hmmm...i have a hard time believing it but as long as you're helping people and not actually making things worse. have you gotten any takes yet??? like even 1? or a dog in heat??
***prezwantanamo bay george stuco costanza
i think you're delusional, dear
why dont you use the statistics of using your eyes and observation skills =u=
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Date: 2014-02-04 11:55 am (UTC)but sure no charity in either regard
noted
still working on the takes ppl just need some persuading
plus waiting on some 2 get back 2 me
no i havent noticed the amt of teenagers
ur delusional in that part
lol u would think they would be better @ socializing in which case
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Date: 2014-02-05 02:51 am (UTC)why, i didnt know you felt that way~
what kind of thing
what kind of thing, prez
what kind of thing i am open to this thing what IS IT
dont bully people, okay? some of them are very sensitive when it comes to their drama and feelings
have you been asking just kids or adults too?
of course not =_=
UR DELUSIONAL!! GET GLASSES, GET DEMOTED TO THE MEGANE CHARACTER!
like you're one to talk about socializing
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Date: 2014-02-05 12:31 pm (UTC)and yeah 2 bad whatever i was gonna get is a secret now
ive been asking both kids n adults im p sure no1 dates at all here
wat bout my socializing is bad
if nt merit than it sure got me elected didnt it
o PS
expect vending machines in the next few weeks or so
wouldve been earlier but our treasurer is still treasurer-in-training
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Date: 2014-02-06 02:44 am (UTC)WHAT!! IT CANT BE A SECRET! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT TO BE A SECRET! what is it gdi
maybe they're just really discreet about it??? or they're only fooling around. adults are weird creatures, thirsty for drama
look in the mirror and watch for that foxy, smug smirk and then you'll see
that was all your heart, the people who had hope for it and ignored that fox smirk
REALLY?!?!?!?! AHHHH I'M SO HAPPY! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU~
speaking of the body of studenly leaders, how are they doing with their new duties? dont overwork them too much, okay? they've still got a lot to learn from you
[God forbid.......]
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Date: 2014-02-07 08:43 am (UTC)that train has come n gone and u missed it [spoiler: he had no idea what it was going to be.]
heres 2 hoping u like surprises
"foxy" smirk???
careful sometimes thats synonymous w/ "sexy"
dont wanna gimme the wrong idea [please]
yeah
it was a deal w/ the LL so we will see how he goes bout doin that but ill put in the request for a tea n cake 1
and its good even if most of them had no idea wat a student council is!!!
but secretarychan is putting 2gether a guide for newbie students
therell be a festival sometime
basically its a matter of improving wat ppl want improved still
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Date: 2014-02-07 10:23 am (UTC)surprises =_= no
PSH in your freaking dreams. your smirk is devious and sleazy like a snake's. not sexy at all. you need a lesson in vocab words, apparently. they aren't synonymous.
aren't you kinda worried, making a deal with a guylike him? he could get tired of the game at any time and cast you guys away. be careful, okay?
YESS TEA AND CAKE! you're not such a brat all the time <3
they'll get the hang of it! have faith in them and yourself. also dont do any weird torture stuff to motivate them, that'll just make them want a coup.
like a cultural festival? with little plays and spooky plays?! that'll be so fun! i want in on that.
true. but at least there's some progress
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Date: 2014-02-07 03:15 pm (UTC)everything is destroyed anyway including the pathetic gundam, train, n present inside it!!!!!!
xcept the last still exists in my hammerspace somewhere
"in my freaking dreams" that u would think my smile* sexy
ill let u flatter urself sure
(totally are synonymous anyway)
(but thx i guess)
im not worried bc its fine
cast us away back home??? he does that randomly all the time regardless
and im p much the most benevolent ruler theyll ever know its all smooth sailing from here
like a cultural festival sure
u want 2 help or just attend
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Date: 2014-02-08 02:50 am (UTC)also the gundam used his ginormous chest bullets and ripped through this fantasy, saved the present and the day
hmph
*in your freaking coma which I am about to put you in ;D
absolutely not. why flatter myself when that's what other people are for? duh!
i guess i'm going to have to be the one to worry, great.
no as in he does something worse while you're here so he can watch.
benevolent, alright. sure. i'm sure there wont be a coup, then
YAY :D
hmmm..what would you have me do?
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Date: 2014-02-10 02:30 pm (UTC)no i wasnt paying him he was doing it for free bcuz hes 1 of my bros
the gundam is null against godzilla and cannot tear the fabric of reality bcuz godzilla already eliminated him
fair enough i can get behind that line of thinking
no coma pls
even if u did bring it up
dont worry at all i got this under control
well as much control as a person here can have (but rly dont)
i wouldnt make u do anything u wouldnt want 2 so whether u want 2 run some booth or just socialize and watch events unfold thats cool 2
ill keep u posted hows that sound
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Date: 2014-02-11 07:23 am (UTC)if you guys were bros you'd pay him in food or something. you should think about him more and not just call him when you need a favor!
you're null! no the gundam has taken godzilla's favorite scale as ransom and they've ended the battle through diplomacy- the universe is another matter
thats what i thought. good choice!
i did NOT
oh hush =_=
its too late, i'm gonna worry and there's nothing you can do about it. no, theres one thing you can do about it: don't do anything stupid okay? or at least overly stupid over your limit.
yesyes keep me posted! if its in march i'll be planning a stravaganza so i'll be hard pressed to plan anything else but if its for the rest of spring/summer i'm totally there
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Date: 2014-02-15 04:42 pm (UTC)its a free 4 all the last 1 still standing wins
i dont pay my bros 2 be bros they r just bros bc they are
i mean i guess if u wanna be TECHNICAL bout it we r paying for everything w/ something
but hey if godzilla didnt want 2 help we wouldnt be @ diplomacy rn [gl figuring out whatever this all just meant]
im nt going 2 do anything stupid 2 begin w/ so thats nt a prob either
so DONT [:(] itll be ok i promise lol
a stravaganza??? u mean a party or something
im invited arent i [one day he might find out that this behavior is, in fact, not charming]
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Date: 2014-02-16 05:52 am (UTC)thats all well and good until some dummy gets his underwear tied to the tether ball and cries to the teacher
you should do something NICE FOR HIM then! dont be stingy.
......with what??? your souls??? =____= no one wants that kind of goods
playing diplomacy on the board and hogging the little top hat piece is one thing but the real thing is in a totally different league! theres firebreathing involved, jeez, ya noob. [Right back atchu, prezwantanawhatever]
yea when pigs fly i'll believe that
NOPE TOO LATE! the time has unpassed to worry! i guess that means i'll have to protect you guys if things get hairy.
yeah, a party! the greatest party known to man!!!
if you're a good boy and bring amaaaaaaaaazing presents
video games, muscles, jewelery, cake, shoes, dresses and 5d glasses will be acceptable. bring gift cards and you'll be walking the plank
well 40$$$ giftcards are acceptable
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Date: 2014-02-18 12:30 pm (UTC)Y our souls!! u got the right idea
we pay ea other in soulbonding i doubt girls can understand it, exhibit A right here
nt 2 say i dont think ur capable of learning the trade
we will see hows that
esp bout the protecting thing
is it ur bday??
ofc if i come i will get u something [...something...] im glad u like video games enough now tho that they r an acceptable gift
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Date: 2014-02-19 01:17 am (UTC)bc souls are usually the bargaining payment, duuuuh! idk why demons find that fetish so great, souls are kinda relative. shoes would be better. but yeah yours wont really work
EXCUSE ME? WHAT DONT GIRLS UNDERSTAND?! girls understand a hell of a lot more than you might think little boy. theres a reason girls mature faster
CAPABLE?! i know many trades, way more than you'd think thats why only one of us is a protag
PSH nope, denied. i'm protecting you dummies. that's that.
yeah, me and chiaki are gonna combine our bday parties :D
u BETTER. chiaki really really likes games too so bring her one first and foremost
they are along w/jewelry, shoes, clothes, jewelry, cute things and shoes ;)
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Date: 2014-02-20 02:41 pm (UTC)their final duel will be in the form of a tennis tournament
mothra, king ghidorah, and rodan will also be attending
its ur gundams duty 2 serve them gateraid n make sure they remain properly hydrated
lol only demons think of them as bargaining payment
im basically an expert in this field thats y they r nt bargaining payment @ all in my scenarios
also relax n dont be so defense i was SAAAAYING u r capable
mind the double negatives wont u
oooo k
idk chiakichan is she in the neighbors club?? maybe ive seen her round
ill have 2 think more on this 2 ensure the perfect present [well, he can "TRY"...]
wats ur fav color
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Date: 2014-02-21 02:38 am (UTC)what about all of the sharks in the sharknado and Knife head and also sharktopus? or did their invites get lost in the mail =_=
i think you're mistaken, my gundam will be participating in this tournament. [when did this become a tournament over 6 episodes long]
why dont you be a good little boy and serve tea instead~?
you dont know what you're dealing with. "basically" an expert. that's like saying you're basically a waterboy before you trip over the container and shower the quarter back who then tests grass stains on you. alright. sure. i just hope its not some sicker game involved.
...........oh. well why didnt you say so! hmph.
yeah shes in the neighbors club and she works at the honeybee cafe too!
damn RIGHT you better~ take your time you've got till march sometime.
i have a lot of favorite colors lol....but uh i'm not impartial to blues or reds or purples or pinks? sorry thats a lot but you cant really go wrong with those
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Date: 2014-02-27 01:33 pm (UTC)but i guess if u rly need em on ur side u can have em 2 make things fairer
basically an expert means basically an expert but for a few minor details in that i cant admit to knowing anything bout demons deals n whatnot w/o making myself look bad
u can have that field of expertise ill stay on the lighter side of things
as for the quarterback let him try see what happens
ooo
blues or reds or purples or pinks are ace i can def do those
rahzelchans got good taste
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Date: 2014-02-28 02:12 am (UTC)FAIRER?! im going to kick your butt, i dont NEED them on my side, they need me on THEIR side. get it right.
thats absolutely not what an expert is.
you can make yourself not look bad????????? wow i didnt know that was one of your skills ;)
naw i'm the magic expert not all of that.
will the quarterback have those pants that make his butt look really nice????? otherwise no dice
MHM MHM! those are the most exciting, passionate colors!
rahzel-SAMA has great taste
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Date: 2014-03-03 09:52 am (UTC)but if u say u dont need them then their invitations continue 2 be unsent
ur sure bout this
OFC i wouldnt make myself look bad [defensive] also something im an expert in [uh huh...]
wat does the quarterback having pants that make his ass look nice have 2 do w his power vs mine anyway
its going 2 be a knock-down drag=out brawl n no pants can save him
rahzelchan
rachan
rchan
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Date: 2014-03-04 01:39 am (UTC)do we even have prom???? you should look into that actually and also credit me since i reminded you
their invitations should be sent but if they happen to get lost in the mail we can blame the mailmen probably
............you always make yourself look bad you are an expert in that at least
THE QUARTERBACK'S BUTT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING!! youve never done football have you. thats the difference between his power level and YOURS you ingrate
the pants will always save him
a brawl between who!?!?!
rahzel-SAMA. wantanamobay-tan.
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Date: 2014-03-04 02:25 pm (UTC)wat
y do u even want prom
???
n how do i make myself look bad
no ive never done football but thats beside the point
its of nonconcern bc its a brawl between me n the quarterback
y rahzel-SAMA 2
do u even kno wat chan means
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Date: 2014-03-05 02:23 am (UTC)a spring social or s/t!! because dances are nice...we could use a little cheer before the teachers crack down on all the anarchy
by opening your mouth and also breathing.
yeah its probably for the best, they'd clobber you. clobbering time 24/7
ahhh if you guys brawl i wont know who to cheer for...dont do this to me thats tough
of course i do! its for comedic relief characters. the highest level of status your people can get. didnt you know that?
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Date: 2014-03-13 01:10 pm (UTC)maybe ill pitch the idea ill think bout it
there r way more exciting things u can do than some dance didnt u kno [check out this enthusiasm]
nooooo way its all on me
u wanna place ur bets im the best 1 cuz i got this in the bag
and WAT DO U MEAN u dont kno who 2 cheer for that should be obvious
no its for cute friends
rahzelsamachan
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Date: 2014-03-14 02:43 am (UTC)ehhhhhh i'll think about it
thats debatable at best, esp when it comes to car-shoe-constructing, firebreathing, bridge demolishing monster guys in duels
thats rahzel-SAMA to you
*comic relief brat butts