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[witchplz]

"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!


Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
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[Anonymous Voice] 12/05

[witchplz]

Puppy dog eyes. The greatest weapon utilized by youths and old folks alike. Use it wisely...you'll know when the time is right. Sure it works! Most of the time.

[One he can't imagine. One. He can't. Imagine.]

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05

[temperm]

Even for this topic, I feel like this kind of advice should be given by someone much older...

[And that she should end all of her sentences with "young grasshopper" and that they should be in a dojo that too]

You really sound like an old master!

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05

[witchplz]

Really? Souls have the tendency to absorb years with experience, y'know. Age is just a number and all that~

[Keep that up and she'll ease into that position so smoothly. She does have some purple belts here somewhere for the expert level...]

You think so? Well my young pupil, chop chop! Do fifty crunches or you won't get your purple belt.

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05

[temperm]

Just how old are you?! [It was probably a little rude in retrospect, but she sounded no older than a teenager.]

I have to be physically fit as well? [Man shopping was more intense than he thought.] I don't think I'm prepared for this!

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05

[witchplz]

You must be a boy because a lady wouldn't ask another lady's age so blase like that. I'll have you know I'm fourteen years young. How old are you?

Not fit so much as flexible, maybe? Really, you'll be absolutely fine! [If her voice didn't sound ominous before it sure as hell does now] No one's ever really prepared for it until a middle aged mom is breathing down their next with the last box clutched between her fingers.

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05

[temperm]

U-Um, I.... I-I'm sorry! Er, there are people here who look very young but are actually much older! I shouldn't have been so quick to assume!

[And with that sort of talk, she did sound older. Erk.]

This sounds more and more like a battle...!

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05 oh god my typos are actually hurting my soul I'm so gomen

[witchplz]

Heh, you're an excitable kinda person, aren't ya? No hard feelings, it happens! I was just teasing.

It kind of is. A long, drawn out battle with escalators and boxes and sometimes other women's strollers. And children. But there's always hope.

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05 i'm so bad i didn't even notice it ok

[temperm]

I promise it won't happen again!

[The most easily teased and excitable person in Holly Heights, accounted for.]

Hope? What sort of hope?

[Anonymous Voice] 12/05 hallelujah for small miracles

[witchplz]

Thatta boy~ You're walking away with a life lesson right there.

[AWWWWWWW BABYBOY the most likely person to exploit and defend that, detected]

Why, the hope of the item you quested for, of course! And the hope of a new level of confidence and greater skill! A level up.