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(no subject)
Jul. 24th, 2013 05:18 am
(314):
I am not getting you a goat.
(479):
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Jul. 24th, 2013
(314):
I am not getting you a goat.
(479):
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
(no subject)
Jul. 24th, 2013 05:59 am
(954):
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
(305):
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
To: Princess
Jul. 24th, 2013 06:17 am
(775):
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth