(no subject)

(314):

I am not getting you a goat.

(479):

Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.

(no subject)

(954):

He left his cock-ring in my truck.

(305):
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.

To: Princess

(775):
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth