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(519):

Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans

die

(440):

My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels

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(206):

Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?

(360):

What are you gonna do about it?

dont look at me do not talk to me no one saw this

(530):

It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.

To: Worrick

(616):

Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.