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[witchplz]

"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!


Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo


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Comments

Re: text

[honcho]

the alternate reality in which im still wearing that reindeer hat, idk if its all smth id be willing 2 forget anytime soon
its good u didnt starve during that time
thatd be a little awkward if u hadnt found that, probably 1st starvation in hh considering foods free n all

idk bout that but theyre smth
ill fork over a friendship coupon for a free backstage pass on this 1
the deal regarding a certain perspective on a certain sequence of events of my life n why they unfolded in a certain manner
nt that i required any xtra bg 2 it
good 1, ud make a cute cheerleader

Re: text

[witchplz]

you'd accept wearing the hat in an alternate universe??? =u=!! that makes me so happy! thats truly the best universe then, so bright and full of hope, all bc of your hat.
DONT FORGET THE HATE! so r00d!!
i'm glad too. i wouldnt have lowered myself to stealing bullies lunch money but i try not to think about that what if, if i hadn't.
I WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY, HMPH! i would have asked for directions, something women have this magical affinity for.

well you're right in thinking your coupon wont expire but i can only give you a 5% discount on this pass.
so a memoir. an autobiography. you're not gonna get many sales if you put that on the back of your book yknow
oh of course not, it is what it is!
you think? why thank you~