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witchplz"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
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Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
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Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
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Date: 2013-09-30 06:34 am (UTC)MAKE HIM PAY
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Date: 2013-09-30 06:38 am (UTC)MY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!11 THERE WAS NO NIGHT OF PASSIONATE ANYTHING!!!!!!1 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WALKING DEATH WARRANT SAYING?!?!?! I'M GOING TO STRING HIM UP BY HIS URETHRA
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Date: 2013-09-30 06:46 am (UTC)IT'S DISGUSTING
HE WANTS TO ANONYMOUSLY SEXT GIRLS HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!
THOUGH I GUESS HE MIGHT JUST MEAN HE'S USING YOUR BED AS A PROP FOR HIS SICK THRILLS
WHILE HE SOLICITS OTHER WOMEN
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Date: 2013-09-30 06:57 am (UTC)yeah i know, he's really grody, monumentally....just dont let him rile you up, okay? also there was NO night of passion and he knows better than to try anything like that with anyone else in my bed. i will crush him so fast his head will spin right off his neck.
he just keeps coming over to hang out, everythings fine. if he happens to get some sort of disease from a girl, then....karma. and you can stand and point and laugh with me when the time comes, i promise =u=
[She's a little touched that Touko would come to her about that...instead of just ripping Baroqueheat a new one herself. Warm fuz...zies...friends giving friends the 411 bout they man]
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Date: 2013-09-30 07:09 am (UTC)I'd still check your room just in case!!!!!!!
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM
and tell him to stop texting me!!!!!!!
I'M NOT INTERESTED
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Date: 2013-09-30 07:22 am (UTC)DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHITLORD DID!!!!?!?!?!? HE TOLD ME MY UNDERWEAR WAS TOO LITTLE KID-ISH AND THAT I SHOULD UPGRADE! THE NERVE OF HIM, WITH ALL THE HOLES IN HIS UNDERWEAR!! I'M GOING TO CHOKE HIM WITH HIS OWN UNDIES, I SWEAR
you sure dont beat around the bush do you, pu-chan. ive got him mostly house trained so...
i already have-- hes in there alone being grody...but i went to go get my sandwich so who knows. i trust him to not keep his hands to himself
i will, i will! thank you for worrying about me, pu-chan <333333
i know you arent....hes just way too hot blooded...i say its time for a blood transfusion...or just a nice stab between the ribs to do so
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Date: 2013-09-30 07:30 am (UTC)WHAT A PERVERT
I knew he steals your underwear!!!! I could tell!!!!
why are you so okay with this
aside from the obvious explanation that you secretly like the attention
[No, she's not responding to the part about worrying and friendship. And definitely not the part about stabbing.]
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Date: 2013-09-30 08:01 am (UTC)well hes my friend and i know hes only acting out to get attention like the kindergardener he really is inside...hes acting out because he doesnt know what else to do here
i dont like the attention at all! if he'd just grovel at my feet and feed me apples cut into rabbit shapes i'd be all set, HMPH
[Thats ok, shes gotchu, qurl]
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Date: 2013-09-30 03:07 pm (UTC)so gross
I wouldn't trust his groveling, he'd probably have an angenda!!!
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Date: 2013-10-01 02:34 am (UTC)hugely gross!!
psh no, he's too stupid for that. not to mention i'm too clever to fall for his tricks. men's agenda is always one thing and one thing only....
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Date: 2013-10-01 04:41 am (UTC)stay on your toes!!
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Date: 2013-10-01 05:01 am (UTC)i will, no worries! ballerinas will be green with envy on how high i'll be on my tippy toes~
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Date: 2013-10-01 05:02 am (UTC)[a little later.]
I hate him.
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Date: 2013-10-01 05:15 am (UTC)mm, i know you say you do and you've seen all this unflattering junk from him lately but you havent seen all of the different sides to him yet. dont judge a book by its perverted cover, remember? hes a huge idiot but hes alright. sometimes i really want to strangle him but i'd be sad without him, too
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Date: 2013-10-01 05:54 am (UTC)he doesnt even know you i dont think he hates you in person at all?? hes honestly just trying to rile you up, please dont let him get to you, he spews crap like a fountain of doom, really.
sex scenes aside (?????????????) its wrong of him to underestimate you and normally i'd say prove him wrong but in this case i dont think its worth playing into his hand
[WHAT THE FUCK is happening in her life rn]
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Date: 2013-10-01 06:05 am (UTC)I DON"T WANT TO CYBER WITH HIM, RAHZEL
HE IS THE WORST, HE IS COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTANDING THE KIND OF HATE I FEEL TOWARDS HIM
hitting on me and treating me like garbage are the worst things he could do and he's doing BOTH
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Date: 2013-10-01 06:28 am (UTC)or tell him i'm going to send a certain embarrassing picture (THAT ISNT A FREAKING NUDE, NO!!!!) to everyone if he doesnt leave you alone on penalty of death and humiliation. this picture will guarantee NO ONE wants to mess around with him, ever.
yea hi-tan's really good at that. hes soft in the head, i'm telling you
i'm sorry he's being such a piece of shit, pu-chan. you dont deserve that kind of treatment at all, and hes a giant turd thats been stomped on for the entire school year
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Date: 2013-10-01 06:55 am (UTC)That's actually a really comforting thought... he can't control me...
I could control him if I had to.
I'm glad
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Date: 2013-10-01 07:05 am (UTC)of course he cant control you! you're in complete control. youve got the power, you control your fate. all he can do is try to throw shit, you can move forward within your own power.
<333333
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Date: 2013-10-01 07:15 am (UTC)[filled with fuzzy friendship feelings that she is incapable of adequately interpreting or expressing.]
a guy like him deserves to be the one in the disadvantageous position, anyway!
I've never had power over someone before. this is exhilarating. I feel dizzy.
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Date: 2013-10-01 07:28 am (UTC)he sure does =____= he deserves to be writhing on the floor in pain hes never experience before. right?! its a really great feeling. you just bask in it <3
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Date: 2013-10-02 04:52 pm (UTC)hee
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