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sounds like the opposite of a fairy tale
least i had the decency 2 search "SEXY frog costume" for u
im xempt from this also jsyk

its very fairylike, rest assured! magical toilet paper maybe? rose scented to keep the EVIL witches away. none of that stereotype stuff. i dont really remember.
oh you meant the whale of a tail didnt you. the father fish goes through many trials and tribulations and obtains a very jellyfish mother to help on the quest. his best friend is a stonefish. 
another human being considered THAT "sexy"???? its times like these i worry about humanity. 
how are you excepmpt and i'm not?! thats not fair. did you figure out your outfit, then?

thats sounds like smth u just made up 2 cover ur tracks
we all have our tastes, some1 out theres bound 2 agree w that assessment
"also if i get u smth equally flairish would u likewise rise 2 the challenge"
"of course! i rise to all challenges and bury them six feet under. as long as whatever it is wont be harmful to anyone."
read n weep

n yes i did

[no he didn't]

Edited 2014-05-09 07:11 (UTC)

i would never do such a thing! true story, man. go to the library sometime instead of sleeping in your office and neglecting you guys' cacti colony. 
no one would say that. you must mean in a parallel universe where people who arent otakus or zoology enthusiasts are into this. no one would be able to look anyone else in the eyeholes or whatever and be able to...go on with their lives. 
"hell no! go jump in a lake you amphibian! go back in time and transform back into a tadpole, immediately! you're not even fit to provide bugs for our little poles!" 

really?? what'd you decide on?

those quotations were mine and ur words respectively rahzelchan
u practically agreed 2 this costume weeks ago
but if ur worried bout some1 scorning ur amphibianism like that
and since u feel so strongly bout this overall i might reconsider based on some terms i have

dont worry bout it

GROSS WHY??? Why would you want me to be a frog??? do you start to drool during frog dissections at school to the point where the teachers think you're suffering from some sort of formaldehyde overdose? and then you start to cry when the eyeballs pop out and nail suzie grace who once put gum in your pony tail right in the nose??
i dont remember that and i'll have you know my memory is impeccable. i'd never agree to being the frog, anyway. 
i'm gonna regret asking but what terms. i'd even go as boyband members, anything but THAT.

i'm not WORRIED about it. i'm curious about your duds

when did frog fetishism come in2 this
anyway if i were 2 admit 2 that (which isnt the case anyway fyi) id could keep the drool 2 myself and id ALREADY had punched suzie grace right in the nose, likely moments after shed stuck gum in my hair, just so the plot continuum flows more smoothly
no need 2 confuse viewers w the sudden throwbacks
u go 2 the dance w me

suit n mask for starters
isnt the latter typical masquerade wear anyway

the instant you sent me that abomination. that's when. maybe the moment you were born. maybe its been within you all these years of your life.
(yea ok) (methinks the prez-dispenser doth protest 2 much) 
as smoothly as she flew into the rest of the frog, the liver splattering in her hair and a frog leg entering her mouth. she was questioned on her expertise on the subject until 8th grade. yes, very smooth momentum. 
#90sthrowbacks 
i'm honestly surprised the terms dont include me getting you a latte or doing your laundry......the most important follow up question for this is: will you be wearing the frog outfit? 

oh my god I'M going to punch you in the face WITH suzie grace in like 2 seconds 
i mean what does your suit look like, your mask, stuff like that. if i go with you it'd be weird if we clashed.

she flew INTO the frog??? seems like an intense enough action sequence, is it slowmo 2
all right my bad the time continuum can be restored
she can be nailed twice over in this case
(methinks rahzelchan is protesting more than me bout this if u can catch my drift)
aka no, i likely wont be wearing the frog outfit (or the clownfish for that matter)
｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

[give him like. ten minutes as he actually decides this.]
suit is white
mask is red n gold, pinkish tie

it kinda seemed slowmo the moment we saw the trajectory. someone even had the moment to make the sign of the cross. it was really moving. then we all waiting with bated breath in case she started crying 
thats what i THOUGHT
good she deserved it! right in the nose and in the ear. 
(i do not catch your drift. i catch nothing but the draft that is you talking =u= into empty air) 
awwwwww :(((((( but you'd look so handsome and.......slimy?? is that attractive in frogs?? idk 
ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ

[She assumes he's pulling it out of his ass]

a pink tie??? thats mighty manly and mature of you!
what color is the shirt?

so did she start crying after it was all over
the tears would just be the icing on the cake, maybe even better than exploding frogs if we can witness that sequence in slowmo 2
if ur insistent on crawling in2 the mind of the frog then yeah, probably incredibly sexy
for ur sake we can probably stop there tho

by which u mean awesome
the tie is MOSTLY pink but it has some red n gold in it 2 match the mask
the shirt is darker n a cooler color 2 offset the warm tones

she cried and puked which was gross but also incredibly satisfying. it wasnt projectile vomit or anything so that was good. i think someone might have gotten it with their phone but alas it was confiscated. that person couldve gone on to have a wonderful career in ovies smh. 
NO I DONT WANT TO BE THE FROG i'm saying if this was ever going to be a thing, which it isnt because frogs arent hot??? you'd be in the frog costume. frog mentality is bugs and lillypads thats boring 
i think you mean ***the sake of you continuing to breathe without the aid of a machine 

i DO mean awesome! i'm just slightly surprised is all. in a good way! i think it'll look really swanky. mhm mhm i see i see that sounds good
oh yeah? are you reading this off a clothes catalog or are you secretly good at fashion, unfashionable by day, fab by night???? i'm just learning all kinds of things about you, wonton.

Edited 2014-05-11 02:21 (UTC)

sounds like there might be a freedom of press problem if it was confiscated so quick
or was the confiscation a result of her underlings/some lame school rule
hahaha all right
well since u did agree [????] 2 the terms consider the frog out of the picture
no matter how charming i wouldve been as ur prince [...princ...ess... it's cool he did some genderbending here]

[and considering another mundane picked it out for this occasion, probably a bit of both] im fashionable all the time sometimes its just ezier to dress 1 way over another
special occasions mark special exceptions

it was confiscate but i dont believe its entirely gone. none of us do. we were all convinced it was still floating around the teacher's lounge for semesters to come. mm, the amateur reporter who took the film at the time thought her freedom was in danger too but she didnt want a pink slip for taking out her phone so 
i did indeed! and as the occasional bouncer just remember to not get too fresh on the dance floor cause i've got my eye on you. and everyone.
or incredibly fresh depending on your moves, if you have any. 
AWWWWWWWW THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE I'M KIND OF DISAPPOINTED NOW the next one can we go as the frog princess and the prince butt?????

[Oh god she actually really likes that idea please send help]

unless thats a special rumpled high school student line of clothing idk about that 
this is true, special occasions have most people dolling up extra special! though it still doesnt hurt to look good at any time, especially when you feel bad. that can help cheer you up too

nvm if its just rumors, storm the teachers castle n rightfully seize the day
the reporter can remain shrouded in anonymity while still reaping a share of the profits as the video goes viral n earns itself international fame
actually this could all go more smoothly if 1 of us happened 2 be student council president or smth else outrageous like that huh
pull some strings, avoid the fiasco in the 1st place
CASE CLOSED

[ngl the enthusiasm to.. that idea... wasn't the reaction he was expecting

i mean, of course it definitely was—!!]

my moves r the freshest u will evr have the luck 2 lay eyes upon [they're not]
theyre also strictly reserved for the even luckier date
sounds like a plan
if u dont mean 2 say that ur agreeing 2 consecutive dancing dates speak now or forever hold ur peace

there is 1 of those, its called attending an all-boys school [woaoahawowhaoha cat's outta the bag, that one's predictable though]
ill look forward 2 seeing wat u manage 2 put together in that case
tho i cant say i expect much different from the usual

and get detention?? no thnx the teacher was an old crow, possibly literally. beak and everything. freedom is worth a lot but not that much
if its put on whatevertube that wont be much profiting tho, right? fame is great but $$$ makes the world go 'round. but fame is REALLY great. hm. 
but you werent there tho and how can you predict something like that happening again unLESS.........it'd be v convenient 

as fresh as an all day salad bar i think u mean. 
oh yeah? hot damn that date is super lucky huh 
i suppose it could be fun, yeah. 

......you went to an all boys school LOLOLOLOL NO WONDER oh man that answers so many questions! i mean that must have been awful. my father almost sent me to an all girls school once so i can only imagine how horrendous and awkward that was. whew thats a good laugh 
you better. i'll make your head spin the second you see my outfit ;)
HEH that's right~

well maybe i could pull some strings there 2 in regards to ur detention
nt 2 say thats something id do often, would rather nt have 2 deal w accusations of corruption
u can rake in a profit if theres enough hits i think, tho ur right in that it probs wont make u a megabillionaire overnight
we can dream
wouldnt it be vry convenient ☆～（ゝ。∂）

[omg...] sometimes it could be but it was mostly rewarding n empowering, n all other synonyms of those words
all girls school probably wouldnt be on the same level in regards to certain aspects maybe
is that right
just for the record i could make a lewd comment here but ill resist in lieu of your recent acceptance 2 the invite

what kind of strings could you even pull w/that? say i was doing a student protest? or making a music video for the stuco? oh no, corruption, never woulda dreamed of something like that! what a curveball. 
i'm semi patient, i COULD wait for my fortune to roll in but i cant wait years and be satisfied w/going on tv. well late night shows, that'd rake in more popularity wouldnt it? 
we shall dream the dream 
it'd be suuuper convenient!~~ (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

empowering, huh. not inconvenient and a sausage fest. huh. you're sure optimistic 
no probably not, but probably more fights, unfortunately. cunning plans and all that
that is right. 
my oh my, to think you went through such lengths and self control~ i'm so proud of you <3 i knew you were capable w/o violence to your person

answered ur own question
or heroinechan just got painfully lost n was confused as 2 where the exit was for a good while, they might buy that 2
it would, see just send it in2 those comedy shows, score big when u win multiple grand prizes

definitely both of those
but in a situation like that id say its important 2 see the glass half full
more fights @ all-girls schools??? all-out brawls?? somehow i wouldnt doubt that either
that may just be underestimating the scope of my considerateness there, its all from the heart

I WOULD NOT GET THAT LOST! NOT AT ALL! i may be crappy w/directions but i'd never get that lost in a school! aside from the first three weeks. NEVER! i'm gonna lose you in a locker, bub! 
but theres no guarantee i wont lose to some guy getting hit in the crotch w/something :( 
i guess i could add a clip of that to the end of my vid. 

the poor hostage sausages, smh. 
half full of what? boy tears? you do have a point. 
all out brawls and bullying as well. you shouldnt doubt that, it'd be dangerous to do so. 
you really think so? i know, shittiness aside, you've got a good one in that chest cavity of yours. all from the heart or maybe the pancreas

nt @ all huh
i seem 2 recall a certain ikea expedition but ill give u the benefit of the doubt in that ikea has a lot going for it, maybe i can see the appeal
3 WEEKS THO

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
actually it makes perfect sense, the pieces r all falling in2 place
nothing 2 gain by going there beyond the sights
ofc i had my suspicions but ur validation rly seals the deal
heart & soul**
its a joint effort that makes for twice the efficacy
ヾ(;★ω★)ノ

i dont recall this at all, have you been creating an alternate reality in order to cope, prez-kun? ;~~; that's so sad...
3 WEEKS BC THE HALLS ARE REALLY LONG AND THERE ARE LOTS OF NOOKS AND CRANNIES...AND CLASSROOMS i did find the lunchroom right away tho~~~

you mean you're just realizing women are dangerously wonderful? you really are growing up. 
that tour'll be 67 dollars btw =u= 
what deal
***heart and guts 
rah rah go wonton!! the joint effort of all the arteries and stuff! go go go!!
Σd(d＾Д＾★〈ЧЁＳ)+ﾟ☆

the alternate reality in which im still wearing that reindeer hat, idk if its all smth id be willing 2 forget anytime soon
its good u didnt starve during that time
thatd be a little awkward if u hadnt found that, probably 1st starvation in hh considering foods free n all

idk bout that but theyre smth
ill fork over a friendship coupon for a free backstage pass on this 1
the deal regarding a certain perspective on a certain sequence of events of my life n why they unfolded in a certain manner
nt that i required any xtra bg 2 it
good 1, ud make a cute cheerleader

you'd accept wearing the hat in an alternate universe??? =u=!! that makes me so happy! thats truly the best universe then, so bright and full of hope, all bc of your hat. 
DONT FORGET THE HATE! so r00d!! 
i'm glad too. i wouldnt have lowered myself to stealing bullies lunch money but i try not to think about that what if, if i hadn't. 
I WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY, HMPH! i would have asked for directions, something women have this magical affinity for. 

well you're right in thinking your coupon wont expire but i can only give you a 5% discount on this pass. 
so a memoir. an autobiography. you're not gonna get many sales if you put that on the back of your book yknow
oh of course not, it is what it is!
you think? why thank you~

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