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Am I making Rahzel into an adequate nuisance? Did she kiss away enough of your booboos? Do I need to tone her down a little, am I coming on too strong?
Well this is where you tell me!
I'll definitely take your tips to heart and do my best to get better.

(530):

She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.

(+44):

Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.

(630):

your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.

(630):

also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?

(306):

he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one

(506):

I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.

(616):

Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.