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[witchplz]

"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!


Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo


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[witchplz]

i know i can't, but i want to save as many as i can in front of me. you know that.
let it go? mmmm, i dont know. i know she was wrong to worry people, shes got to work on that, and jumping butt first into things but...but everyone needs to just calm down. she tried so hard and i dont want her to regress...
what do i get if i let it go?

she did?? good for her! i hope she had a good time and it was yummy. i really ought to hang out with her soon..she seems really, really cool. too cool to have a huge dork as a farther ;)
you sicken me....am i going to have to take you shopping
i am, arent i

[dickering]

idk this all seems like a huge clusterfuck of things that dont really have to do with us, right
like these kiddies all start pointing fingers at each other and riling things up
someone got killed and its like theyre treating it as a free-for-all for venting their own dirty laundry
its got nothing to do with me until it starts stinking up my own house, yknow?
doesnt seem fun or exciting at all
if you let it go ill give you my love ♥

come over for playdates, shes a good girl
we can go shopping for snacks

[witchplz]

you're such a brat. it affects us because we see it happen every day, to people we may not know. its the human condition. we're all in this together. sooner or later you wont be able to turn the other cheek.
and thats why it wouldnt hurt to help them NOT rile each other up and panic. they need a little something. some of them can't help it. and the ones that can need their asses kicked. that laundry starts to stink up the whole place the longer it goes without a cycle wash.
sitting back and watching wont benefit you for long.
i already have your love, and i'm not giving up

[dickering]

alright alright
i know what happens when i try to change your mind
and i hate trying

gimme a ring if theres someone that needs a good spanking

[witchplz]

it only ends in tears and you on the floor~
i appreciate your laziness for once in your life.

will do! you know i cant help but show off my moves. seeing you spank a grown man might not be worth it but...i'll accept it.

[dickering]

listen
i dont want to spank mens asses either, trust me
the things i suffer for you, mademoiselle

[witchplz]

i think i need to see it
just knowing you'll cringe and cry and your rep will be ruined
doki doki
i might need this in my life, hi-tan
yes, yes, thank you for suffering under my heel. good dog

[dickering]

fools suffer gladly
and my hands will forever be dirty
sounds like a good deal to me !

stay safe

[witchplz]

make sure you wash it before coming anywhere near me
i'll even get you some hand sanitizer in the form of a laser beam or something.
yeah yeah whatever

no YOU stay safe. you BETTER. or i'll kick your ass.