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"You've hit up Rahzel! Too bad you can't bask in my glorious presence right now. I mean- sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably off saving the world from giant naked cannibals or shopping till I drop. Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you! Have a good day~!"
BEEEeeeep!

Rahzel Anadis
#1446 Holly Heights
Bro
brooooo

[text] [calls] [physical mail (presents~] [action] [web stuff]

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Don't worry about my job, for now I'm just a food tester. This relationship is moving sorta fast, don't you think? If you're already able to say stuff like 'you're just as important to my heart' what kinda cheesy things will you be saying by next month?

Let's do it next weekend!

seriously?! WHOA THATS SUPER EXCITING!!! do you like it? what sort of stuff have you been eating recently? tch, never! dont underestimate me, young grasshopper. i'll say so many surprising things your head'll spin on its axis. and just because its cheesy doesnt mean i dont mean it any less. its important! promises are important. i think our bond is progressing quite nicely. mmkaaay sounds good! i'll make sure to pack sunscreen and stuff...maybe get you a hat, too. ahhh this is gonna be so much flippin fun!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Mostly chawanmushi, have you ever had it before?
Are you gonna teach me all your pickup lines? If you have any good ones, I want to hear them! But don't get any weird ideas, I already have two kids.

Don't forget all the other stuff you can get at the zoo! There are mugs and t-shirts, we could probably buy a hat there too.

[Sun screen is a good idea though.]

chawan...mu...no, I'd definitely remember something with a neato name like that. what is it?? is it tasty?? is the consistency and texture gooey or firm? i'm not going to teach you ALL of my pick up lines! i may pass down a few to you as my legacy but i cannot let you surpass me. yet. why? are you trying to pick up someone? WHA if anyone has any weird ideas here its you! i'm not into dilfs, i have my own issues with older men. i've got standards! IT'S DECIDED i'm getting us both hats shaped like dolphins, no take backs. this is gonna be greaaaaat~

[She prides herself in being prepared]

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