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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?

(360):

What are you gonna do about it?
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die

Jul. 25th, 2013 05:24 am
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(440):

My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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(519):

Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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(775):
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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(954):

He left his cock-ring in my truck.

(305):
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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(314):

I am not getting you a goat.

(479):

Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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(864):

It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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(646):

I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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(814):

If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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(304):

The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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(713):

I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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(416):

Happy Birhtday!

(289):

Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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(248):

IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.

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